February 2012
141 posts
I learnt the hard way that you can only trust a...
What people expect British boys to be like: Hello darling, oh you look lovely today. Would you like to go for a cup of tea?
What British boys where I live are like: Ite bbz, I was wonderin if u wanted to link up init
Fuck the motherfuckers backstabbin cunts.
arrested-in-shanghai:
Transplants are the most original.
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If you like the very occasional bit of silence or...
“Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we...”
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AC/DC
(via girlslovesextoo)
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There is so much more to me than you can even...
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Tumblr, y u tell me I have messages when I don't?...
So my diets started off well, chips for lunch,...
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So I didn't stop at a zebra crossing on my driving...
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You can't just pretend to be someones friend just...
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First world problems →
funniest10k:
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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Keeping all your old messages so you don't feel so...
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