February 2012
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So my diets started off well, chips for lunch,...
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So I didn't stop at a zebra crossing on my driving...
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You can't just pretend to be someones friend just...
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First world problems →
funniest10k:
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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Keeping all your old messages so you don't feel so...
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Entertain me anons.
fuckyes1direction:
ilikestrawbs:
1. The meaning behind my URL
2. Weakness
3. Bestfriend(s)
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Weird/unique thing about me.
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact...
Watchbringmeadaytopiercethehorizon:
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thatisjustridiculous:
what is going on
this almost just sounds like Austin Carlile..
(via blanklove)
Kyle it is Austin Carlile..
:’) <3
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Friends? What're they...
Drinking buddies? Now THOSE I have.
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ITS VALENTINES DAY SO ASK ME AWKWARD QUESTIONS....
1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like?
2. What was your worst Valentines Day?
3. Do you have a crush?
4. Who is your crush?
5. Are you a virgin?
6. What do you think of Valentine's Day?
7. Who is your Valentine?
8. Have you ever asked anyone out?
9. Who is your celebrity crush?
10. Has anyone ever asked you out and you turned them down?
11. Do you think anyone has a crush on you right now?
12. What is your favorite thing to do on Valentine's Day?
13. What's the best Valentine's Day that you've had so far?
14. What's your idea of a perfect date?
15. How do you know when you're in love?
16. Have you ever loved someone on a romantic level?
17. Do you prefer more or less clingy relationships?
18. Do you feel like you're loved on an everyday basis?
19. Are you usually the first person to make a move?
20. Have you ever asked someone out and they turned you down?
21. Do you feel like you're the dumpee or dumper most of the time?
22. What's your "type"?
23. What are some of your favorite physical characteristics for your crush to have?
24. Are you a hopeless romantic?
25. Do you think that you're a good kisser?
26. What's the farthest that you've ever gone?
27. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
28. Have you ever been someone's secret admirer?
29. Do you have romantic fantasies? If so, what are they like and who is in them?
30. What's something that always turns you on?
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No one stands for fucking anything nowadays!